A 47-year-old man from Florida was arrested after he gave his girlfriend a "wet willy" as they walked home from a friend's house. The incident began when the unidentified woman came home from work and found her boyfriend, Joseph Sireci, drunk on the living room floor.
After she got him up the two went with the woman's daughter to a friend's house where Sireci "continued to drink and be belligerent," according to a police report reviewed by Treasure Coast Newspapers.
After they left and were walking home the woman told police that Sireci grabbed her arm and gave "her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.” The woman's daughter confirmed her mother's account.
Sireci was arrested and charged with battery. He refused to give a statement but claimed that he was not drunk at the time.
Photo: St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office