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Finally! Witches Cast Spell to Stop Trump From Harming Rocks, Among Other Things

On Wednesday, Witchiepoos came out in force with the waning crescent moon to cast spells to “bind” President Trump “and all those who abet him.”

It sounds like something that shouldn’t be taken seriously, but the situation hit Glenn like a ton of bricks.

“They were instructed to call on spirits and demons of the infernal realms to bind Trump so that his malignant works may fail utterly. They want to prevent him from harming humans, trees, animals, and, quote, rocks from harm. Now, I’m glad somebody has finally brought this up . . . the amount of rocks that this administration has harmed is untold,” Glenn said.

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Co-host Pat Gray estimated that it could be well into the millions.

“It’s an untold sad, sad tale of how some rocks are pried from their family in what we haphazardly have just named gravel pits, and their family members are ripped and sent to other driveways, sometimes halfway around the country, for those rock families never to be united again,” Glenn revealed.

Who is responsible for this rock travesty? Trump, Donald J. Trump, the president of the United States of America, according to the witches.

“How much gravel has he used in his life? The harm of the rock families must stop, must stop. Sometimes, he grinds stones into smaller stones. Can you imagine if somebody took your children and ground them up into smaller children? Would you be happy?” Glenn asked.

“I don’t know if rocks have children or families,” Pat cautioned.

“Please, Pat, stop with the denial,” Glenn said. “The witches also condemn those who enable Trump’s wickedness. They need to have their towers of vanity struck down.”

Enjoy the complimentary clip or read the transcript for details.

This article was originally published on GlennBeck.com.


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